clevermolly

I’m not talking to Rich. (In yo face, @subgeo)

Dude, I can’t even SELL my Google Wave invites. Damn.

Okay, look, I’m watching Keeping up with the Kardashians and I gotta say, I like Bruce Jenner. So sue me.

“This was your 10000th tweet. RT @GrabMoL: @cgjohns Drugs.” -@extraface

One of the worst parts of flying, slowly getting off the plane. http://twitpic.com/qw17z

Work it, move that bitch cah-razy.

Whoa, @theolane - it really is catching on!! RT @jeherv: @jlweiss @alexinmadison that as @grabmol might say is “teh awesomesauce”

Good god, @ETK1. I need the number for Yosef - STAT!

Wow - our cabbie is fucked up. Seriously. He may be on crack.

Remember, Molly, don’t touch your eyes or mouth until you wash hands after getting out of this cab. Jesus.