May 2011
1 post
April 2011
1 post
And this is why I love Tina Fey. →
manicmagicdays-:
From PerezHilton.com Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 PM “In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”
Dear jerkstore,
Huzzah for the Truth…
February 2011
15 posts
https://twitter.com/marqymoon/status/35162732105834496
Everyone at my gym is too damn perfect. Bitches.
Of all the places for a table of four girls to be talking about which Sex and the City character they are, R. Thomas is the strangest.
Axl Rose is rolling in his grave.
How much would I embarrass myself if I started playing Diner Dash on my phone right now?
RT @KatiePups: Want you to make me feel like I’m the cutest dog in the world! Like I’m the only belly you’d ever rub!
What have I been doing on this fine Saturday night, you ask? I’ve been working on my anniversary prezi for Davidly, of course! (@extraface)
I feel like I smoked a pack of cigarettes last night. Thanks, Mary’s!
If you’re not watching Southland, you are a big, fat dummy. AND I MEAN THAT.
There should be a box when you leave a comment on a FB status that says, “Just making a joke. Don’t care to hear people’s real comments.”
Fool me once, coffee cup, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Three times, just shoot me in the face.
Sheree did NOT just park in a handicap spot. Wow. #rhoa
“Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare...”
– Bill Watterson (via calvinnhobbes)
Bill Watterson, one of the best people ever.
(via seedsot)
January 2011
13 posts
Dave at the Flat. http://flic.kr/p/99fkAn
People call me a snow digger but they just want what I snow! (watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta via @gomiso) http://miso.io/aRNtSk
This headache just does not want to go away. Maybe more ice cream would help?
I just ousted @rcwebb as the mayor of Cabbagetown Coiffeurs on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/5Ej9e5
Was just at my mom’s house and discovered where I get my hoarding tendencies - the woman is storing a dot matrix printer, for godsakes!
Monthiversary luncheon at Miller Union was mmm mmm delish! http://www.flickr.com/photos/grabmol/sets/72157625773224672/
You should know better than to fuck with me. If you knew better, you would do better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXd2TU1BoyU
Mmm! Sweet cuppin’ cakes made from scratch by Dave! (@extraface) http://www.flickr.com/photos/grabmol/5331179521/
Dear dogs, please don’t puke in the bed or pee on my workout bag tonight. (Otherwise known as a repeat of last night.) Thanks in advance.
RT @KatiePups: My new years resolution is to take cuteness to the next level!! http://flic.kr/p/96P3UN
Now I’m for sure going to be healthy & wealthy in 2012! http://flic.kr/p/96xLTH
Screw collards and black eyed peas. I want Chick-fil-a!!
My resolution for 2011? To NEVER write 2010 accidentally as the year when I date something.
Duh! RT @ETK1: I mean, it’s no Olive Garden here.
December 2010
35 posts
I need a nap!
Let’s play Words With Friends. My username is ‘GrabMoL’. http://bit.ly/dK8DdN
Our new washing machine just played a little song to let us know it’s finished. THE FUTURE IS NOW!!
RT @uknity: Reminiscing about my romantic dinner with @GrabMoL last night.
Oh, here go hell come (cc: @kajatl) http://flic.kr/p/95GPq4
Gourmet meal made just for me by Lizly! (@uknity) http://twitpic.com/3kov9b
Just pounded a Chick-fil-a sandwich in the CNN food court and now I feel like yacking.
Drum lessons (@ The Highland Inn - Ballroom & Lounge) http://4sq.com/aJYdhD
Mellie-G (@therealmellieg) just made a reference to Scat Cat!!
I think my New Years resolution should be to learn all the lyrics to Humpty Dance. Ooh ooh do me baby!
OH: “Your tit is in my face and I like it.”
If I never have to hear Single Ladies again, it will be too fucking soon.
People call me a gold digger but they just want what I have. (watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta via @gomiso) http://miso.io/aRNtSk
Back to work…
Hiccuping/fart cat from Dexter tonight!! http://endagon.tv/cat-hiccups-and-farts (cc: @extraface)
Check out The Great Twitter Secret Santa! @TG_SecretSanta #twittersecretsanta http://t.co/Uv1o0yc
RUDE. RT @pitchforkmedia: Hear audio of Jeff Mangum’s surprise set of Neutral Milk Hotel classics last night in Brklyn http://bit.ly/dPwtfR
Nothing like strategy work on a Saturday night. I’m wild!
Stressing OUT.